This site is maintained by Flameport Enterprises Ltd.
Registered in England 05175498
VAT registration GB 909 8339 86
26 Recreation Road
Poole
BH12 2EB
UK
office@flameport.com
01202 718198
Please note - we do NOT provide electrical advice over the telephone or by email.
If you live in the BH postcode area and need electrical work in your home, please call to arrange a free quote. Quotes are visual only - if something requires the use of tools, it is a chargeable service.
If you have something to sell, send details by postal mail.
We do NOT purchase any products or services via the telephone or email. We do not pay for adverts on calenders, posters, shop display boards or appointment cards. We will not be purchasing your overpriced toner cartridges, donating money to your ficticious charity, or requesting a free entry in your expensive business directory. Neither do we care about your free gifts, adverts in magazines which will never be published or winnings from competitions we didn't enter.
If you are selling home improvements such as windows, kitchens or conservatories, please note that the property is a rented underground cave on the 99th floor of a condemmed tower block.
If you are selling gas, electricity, telephone or other utilities, please note there is NO way you can save us any money. The entire process of changing supplier takes weeks or even months, inevitably results in mistakes by the companies concerned, and will cost us dozens of hours of wasted time.
If for some reason you are promoting financial 'services' such as high rate consolidation loans, methods to reclaim bank charges we never paid or ways to defraud the insurance industry by making claims for injuries no one ever sustained, please save time and report yourself to the relevant authorities before we do.
If you are selling shopping cart systems, accounting, invoicing, stock control or similar software, please note we have NO interest in these things whatsoever. Our websites and other systems are all designed and maintained in-house, and have been since 1996. Thats right - years before your company even existed.
If you work for a company selling website design services, do NOT contact us. We don't want to hear your opinion of our current websites either - they were created for our customers to use, not so that employees of overpriced design boutiques can review them.